I’ve been thinking for some time now. And I decided it was about time I started getting paid for it. So, I’m gonna start being a free-lance philosopher. So, if you want to pay me to think, let me know.
When I’m done I’ll let you know what I thought, but I get to pick the subject. And there’s no guarantee that what I decide to think about will have anything to do with you. I don’t think it would be right to limit myself that way - But I will be thinking the whole time I’m hired and I’ll only be thinking for one client at a time. So, hurry before all my best thinking times are taken.
