The Sedated Ape

I was listening to this financial advice call in show on the radio late last night.   He was talking about how it’s a good idea to put some of your savings into precious metals,  in case the dollar loses value.  I was kinda sleepy and I think I must have   confused what he was saying with a commercial because I accidentally cashed in my 401K and invested all the money in Gold Bond Medicated Powder. 

 I have no idea where I’ll even be able to store all those boxes when they arrive.

I guess at least I’ll be certain that my declining years will be dry and tingly.