I learned today that under the law of most states, the mentally disabled are considered unable to give consent to sex.
Man, I’m so sick of the government butting into my love life.
First, the Bush twins got a restraining order. And what I suggested in the letter wasn’t out of line at all. I KNOW what twins are really like , I’ve been reading the letters in Penthouse for years.
Then I find out that Jessica Rabbit is just a cartoon. And even if she wasn’t, it’s against the law to screw a rabbit. Even if she does have great tits.
Now retards are off limits. And where do we draw the line with that? How stupid can a woman be before you’re not allowed to want to fuck her?
You’d think the ACLU would have offered to come to my aid by now.