lemon business

May 14, 2008

They say that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade.

I disagree with this. Instead, if life gives you lemons I think you should just sell the lemons. That way your profit margin in 100%. It’s a lot easier too.  I’ve tried doing it both ways.

If you make lemonade you have to pay for the glasses, sugar, water, and ice. if you’re just selling lemons you never need to worry about stuff like that.

I even tried to hire some homeless guys to squeeze the lemons for me. That was a big mistake – most of them were either insane or drunk. And you couldn’t ever depend on them to show up for work on time. It was a struggle to even get them to wash their hands before they started squeezing the lemons. I learned the hard way – beggars can’t be juicers.

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