I’m really disappointed with how society has gone so far.
I mean sure we have invented a polio vaccines and fax machine and stuff like that, but humans have been walking the Earth for 2.7 million years and no one has gotten off their ass and invented pussy flavored gum.
Polio vaccine is great, but it doesn’t taste anything like pussy. Trust me on this one.
You’d think that they would even be able to recreate the flavor of specific pussies, like movie stars or famous singers. They could sell the different flavors mixed together in a pack and it would be like a game to try to guess who you got. Each wrapper could have code then you could take it to their web page, enter the number to see who it tastes like. – Like maybe each of the Olsen twins taste different.
(I don’t know if they taste different or not -when I wrote them to ask I just got a form letter back. A very vague and general form letter that didn’t even address any of my questions. )
Now, I know some of you are about to make a little “fish flavored gum” joke. If you think pussy tastes like fish you need to start dating women who bathe once in a while.
