10 – Bill O’Reilly – I don’t care about his politics but anyone who answers the phone with “what say you?” needs a punch in the mouth.
9- Ronald Regan – He was number three before he died.
8- The Count from Sesame Street – He scared the hell out of me when I little. Now I’m like three times his size and I’d just like him to try that shit now.
7- The guy that hosts “Inside The Actor‘s Studio“
6- Anyone from “The Blue Man Group”.
5- Any Emu. I know emu’s aren’t exactly celebrities, And I know they have beaks instead of mouths, but one of them chipped my windshield, and I wasn’t able to catch him. Those fuckers are fast
4- Weird Al
3 – Bob Barker – It’s a good idea to tell people to fix their pets but if you insist on telling people to cut their dog’s balls every weekday for twenty years there is something bad wrong with you.
2- Pete Rose – nobody that wealthy should be that ugly.
1- Garrison Keillior.