It’s almost time again when the naive and gullible amongst us, who actually thinks that their vote counts or matters, will be going to the polls. It’s adorable and pathetic at the same time. It’s like children’s letters to Santa (I’ve been a good boy for the past four years and I want health care, a middle class tax cut and a hello kitty doll)
It’s cute until you remember that the people who actually think that their vote matters are all supposed to be adults.
I mean, come on – you spend your free time reading stuff like this and you think you’re bright enough to have a say in governing yourself? You’re lucky they haven’t made you a ward of the state already!
But I do like to keep up with Jack “Grimey” Grimes. He’s a Fascist, a Satan Worshiper and he live with his mother. I’ve written about him a couple of times before.
Since then Grimes has become a bit more mainstream. He used to look up to Mussolini and Hitler. Not anymore. He wants everyone to know that isn’t what he’s about at all. He now looks up to Mussolini and Saddam Hussein. So, get it straight.
Grimes has come out in favor of having everyone who works at Halliburton crucified.
You remember when McCain suspended his campaign because the economic crisis? Jack as had similar problem – he had to suspend his campaign when his mom’s car broke down
In 2000 he claims to have made onto the ballot in 45 states and finished sixth overall in the nation. I don’t remember any of that happening, but things were pretty busy back then with all the recounts and hanging chads, so he may have just went in under the radar.
He’s told us a little more about his past this time too. He claims to be good friends with Anton LaVey.
Jack Grimes claims to be the president of the screen actor’s guild since 1996. He also says he portrayed
Adolph Hitler on Star Trek and Pontius Pilate in The Road of the Cross. It would be nice is there was some sort of webpage were we could check to makes sure he’s telling the truth about this. Maybe some sort of database about movies they could put on the internet. But until someone invents something like that, I guess we just have to take his word for it
So what does a hard-working Fascist presidential candidate do to relax?
“Oh, I watch the fishes”. He also enjoys lighthouses
Don’t bother clicking on the picture – that’s as big as it gets . On his webpage it says it’s Jack giving a political speech. But if you zoom in you can tell that he’s at a cafeteria and everyone is sitting behind him, and most are facing the wrong way
