I got everyone at the dentist office mad at me. People are so damn touchy these days.
It’s not like I asked her to take off her shirt. All I said was that it would be a good idea, as an industry trend, if dental hygienists started working topless.
It would help the office revenue and the general dental health of men everywhere. Men would be much more apt to make and keep dental appointments if they knew that when they got there there would be titties swinging in their face.
Pretty soon every guy would be going around with teeth that look like they belonged to an Osmond! I know some guys who would get their teeth cleaned so often that they would probably have all the enamel polished off in six months.
But, I guess I’m some sort of pervert for even bringing up the idea.
Also, now I have a problem with my gums bleeding. But that only started happening after I mentioned my idea, so I think that it may connected.
January 15, 2009 at 3:15 am
That is instant Karma that is