These can be used if you’re homeless and want to pick up other homeless people. If you’re not homeless, but you want to start dating homeless people you really don’t need pick up lines. Just mention the word “groceries”.
- If I had a place, would you want to go back there?
- Can I beg for your dinner this Saturday?
- You pass out on this corner often?
-I’d love to see what you got going on under your first seven layers of clothing!
- My other cart is a Safeway.
- I know this quiet place we could go that has a much lighter urine stench
- I know we’ve only been screaming gibberish at each other for a few hours, but I feel like we’ve been yelling at each other our whole lives.
- You’re so fine I’d drink a tub of your bathwater… assuming that you take a bath someday.
- Wow, I’m an English major too!
- You don’t have to worry about anything, baby. I got a condom that’s only been used once.
- That tinfoil hat might keep the CIA spies OUT, but it’s turning me ON.
- Sprinkle your next angry rant about the Illuminate with remarks about her “Fine, fine piece of ass”.
