Advice for gamblers: One of the most important skills a gambler must master is how do be successful when bluffing. But most seasoned poker players can read the “tells” and spot right away when a new player is trying to bluff. So you need to learn the art of bluffing where there is a lower risk factor. I suggest starting with the slot machines. Just pantomime putting a quarter into the slot to see if you can trick the machine into making the reels spin. It’s tricky and it takes a long time to master, but if you keep practicing in a matter of months you’ll be ready to start bluffing the five dollar slots. Then it’s time to take your bluffing act to the video poker machines! And remember: when playing pantomime slots, you’re getting the best odds in the house!
Advice for lonely men: Do women find you repulsive? Do you yearn for the female touch, but are held back by your poor social skills and unfortunate appearance? Well there is one way to get attractive women to touch you and and the best part … it’s 100% socially acceptable! Pay to have your hair washed. Search around for a barber or a stylist that has attractive women working there and go in for a shampoo. They’ll have to touch you! It’s their job! And if the shampoo girl is of average height your head will be at boob level! And no one will think you’re a pervert! The worst they’ll think is that you’re obsessive compulsive about scalp hygiene. Even small towns have several barber shops, so you can get your hair washed several times a day without anyone catching on. Take it from me – my hair is so clean it’s started giving off it’s own weird neon light.
