Gary is this guy I know that never leaves the gas station. I’ve written about him a couple of times.
http://sedatedape.com/2007/02/02/51/ was the first one. You probably should read that post first so this one will make a little sense.
Real conversation
Gary – You got a table?
Me- Yeah. Well, not with me but….
Gary: Is it any good?
Me: Well, I’ve had it awhile, but it’s still pretty flat so …
Gary: I got one I’m giving away. I decided I don’t like tables anymore.
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November 10, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Gary stories are pretty effin hilarious. I love that there’s someone dumber than your assumed personality. Can I have a link to all the Gary stories somehow? A Gary category, maybe?
November 11, 2009 at 4:19 am
You sure know how to compliment a guy.
Gary related posts —
http://sedatedape.com/2008/03/16/new-tv-show-idea/
http://sedatedape.com/2007/02/19/gary-the-worlds-lowest-iq-guy-on-anna-nicole-smith/
http://sedatedape.com/2007/02/02/51/