I mean, it’s a guide BY Sedated Ape. You don’t need any special advice to survive this web page. It’s not that intense.
Body Signals
When an aircraft is close enough for the pilot to see you clearly, use body movements or positions to convey a message.
Change radio station
Touchdown!
He did it! Him!
Send tired, poor huddled masses
Russian folk dancing Sat. 8pm
Dead
Table for two, right this way
Clean your windshield for a buck?
Love the pilot this much
Doing the wave.
Black Power
Drying pubic hair
Bonus advice from The Army’s survival guide – You can get up to 17 quarts of milk from a dead walrus. Really.You can get up to 17 boxes of Fruit Loops from a dead guy in a Toucan Sam costume at grocery store grand opening
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