I told the witch doctor you didn’t love me true. I told the witch doctor you didn’t love me nice. And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice. He said to …
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang…
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
That just isn’t very practical advice. I took it to the pharmacy, to see if it was the name of some sort of anti-depressant I never heard of before, but the people at the drug store couldn’t make any sense of it either. It’s just gibberish.
Even if I wanted to follow the advice I have no idea how to Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang. It doesn’t make sense! There aren’t even any verbs! You need verbs!
I guess the Walla Walla part refers to the city in Washington state, but what the hell am I supposed to do once I get there? Frankly I don’t see how he could have ever got a license to work as a couples therapist in the first place.
This is the last time I pick a shrink based solely on the advice of a Pop-up ad. Even if he was referred by Dr. Demento.
