Someone got me a shirt for Christmas. I usually end up getting a lot of clothes. I’m not complaining. If people didn’t give me clothes my entire wardrobe would only consist of shirts that I bought at baseball game gift-shops and t-shirts that have Zippy The Pinhead on them. Also, pants.
But that’s not what I want to tell you about. This is the tag from the shirt i got this year:
Here is a picture of the shirt. That’s not me, of course. And mine is black and not some faggy teal color.
Nothing ordinary about a guy like that, no sir! Guys who wear short sleeve polo shirts are rebels who make up their own rules! Men with the guts to wear shirts like that live their whole lives on the edge of the edge!
That’s the type shirt that says: Screw you and your middle class values! I reject your bourgeois, closed minded, middle class ideas of the ordinary! Does my shirt make a square like you uncomfortable? Too “in your face”? Tough, deal with it! Who are you to judge me?!! You can’t stop me – I’m moving too fast. It’s just how I roll!! So just hang on and enjoy the ride, bitches!!!”
