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3 – “Come see my bearded clam”. There are very few things you can call a vagina that would make it sound unappealing, but calling it your “bearded clam” is one of them. Also avoid calling it: “The Ole salmon cannery”, “McCunt” or “Lil’ Hillary”.
2- “Surprise! You’ll Be Fucking a Midget Today!”… As far as surprises go that one would be hard to beat.
1- ““Some diseased bitch just sneezed all over me”… In fact, that may very well be my favorite sentence of any type. I can’t imagine why I ever would, but if I were to write my autobiography The title is going to be:“Some Diseased Bitch Just Sneezed All Over Me – The Tony Myers Story”
