My fabulous web page turned three years old the other day. Time flies when sleep 12-15 hours a day.
The first thing I wrote here was this : Everything I needed to know about life, I learned in Kindergarten: If you go to the bathroom in your pants, they let you go home
That was actually based in truth. When I was in preschool I would intentionally piss on myself so they would call my mother to come get me. It wasn’t a long term solution though. Eventually the teacher brought in some emergency back-up pants that they made me wear after my “accidents”. The back-up pants were brown, corduroy and much too big for me.
So, I lost the battle. But I won the war. Eventually I talked my parents into letting me drop out of preschool. I guess even back then my parents must have known that me and education would never be a very good match.
