The Sedated Ape

Dear potential travellers,

For years St Louis has been known as “The Gateway To The West”.  But what many travelers don’t know is that St Louis is also “The Gateway Back To The East If You Don’t Like It There”!

 And coming in the summer of 2010 St Louis will have roads leading both to the North and South! So you will soon be able to travel in all four cardinal directions from the convenience of metro St Louis!

We would like to remind you that when visiting St Louis it’s important that you keep moving. With so many people using St. Louis as a gateway to the West, East, North and South people coming to a stop would clog everything up.

 So if you’re looking for a gateway to any of the four major directions please consider using St Louis!

Thank You,

Francis G. Slay

Mayor

and certainly not in the shade.

You know what really annoys me?  Almost everything.  But one of the things that annoys me is when I come up with an idea that I kinda like and  then do a google search and find out that  five million people have already had the same  idea a long time ago.

This is one of those things. In my defense,  at the time made it I didn’t know about other (mostly better rendered) versions.  I made this one-

From itunes comments for Lost…

(Words people put into a search engine to get to this page)

black people dancing, painting

abe vigoda running political ads

youtube freak bigfoot,, what seems like an ape
fucks redhead, backsides toads.

.government photos of elvis and priscilla
worlds fattest racist pig

cannibal apes piss on
my decayed teeth
and your pretty smile

walt disney is a racist
gona be a big star…black face
love watermelon & fried chicken too

two male lions lice removal
I would be lion if you weren’t my valenttine

brides running away 2 the black guy who wears a clock …
might as well live it up

If someone says that you remind them of sometime from a TV show or a movie that you haven’t seen, don’t see it. You’re just going to be insulted.

Over about the past two years or so four different people had told me that I remind them of Dr. House from the TV show House.

I had never seen the show until I got the DVD’s about a month ago.

I’m not a brilliant doctor with  amazing deductive gifts. I don’t use a cane. I can’t play any musical instrument. We’re both tall, but other than that me and Hugh Laurie look nothing alike.

So, I’m pretty sure all they were saying is that I’m a sarcastic,narcissistic misanthropic, impatient curmudgeon with no developed social skills  who takes way too many pain pills and never shaves.

That’s fair enough, I suppose. But it’s annoying that they just couldn’t have came right out and just told me that. It would have saved me about 200 dollars in DVD box sets