The Sedated Ape

“You think I’d be in the shingle business?”

Nice stuff that people I don’t know said about my webpage -

Do you do stand-up? Or write tv shows? Or even flash cartoons or something? If you do, please let me know. If you don’t, you’re wasting your talent because this is some of the funniest and wittiest stuff ive ever seen. - Tom Williams

Hey! This material is awesome. I’m a stand-up comic from Burlington, VT and I was just wondering if you perform at all, or if you write for others. At any rate, keep up the good work. - Alex Nief

“And like those who have said before me, your wit and humor should get you laid. - I mean, paid”. - Chris

“At first I was intrigued by the name of your website, then my intrigue led to disbelief as I read - I thought I was random until I saw your material. Got my approval”. - Elise Arentz

Your mind must have an interesting process. - wiwaweff

Two people, Lisa and Visi, have volunteered to be “weird blog groupies”. One appears to be from Canada, which according to wikipedia is a nation directly north of The United States.

“ This is a great blog. I’m sure you knew that though.”  - natalie.

 “I read all your stuff last night and I need more”. - Andy Galster“ 

Your site, and random musings in general, are hilarious. I’ve passed your website along to many of my friends, who agree with me. You should look into trying out for stand-up comedy or something like that. Really.”   -Brian

“This is funny, funny stuff. I check your site regularly, and it always makes me smile” - Ash (Trees dig me!)

“Keep up the great blog! Truely funny.” - DT

“This is probably the funniest thing ‘ve read in a long time. Excellent stuff!
Patrick, from Belgium

“ wow , your actually my hero , id ask you to bear my children but that doesnt work ,so ive begun rouding up ladies for you to impregnate so that i can have one of your children and claim that its ours.” - danny yurkiw  (This is exactly the right attitude. danny yurkiw should be a model for us all)

you are simply brilliant! I don’t see how this hasn’t become one of the most successful blogs on the net. I frequently verbally plagiarize you Tony. keep up the amazing work  - Eli Durnford

Your drawings are great. I like ‘em - Albert Decker

That post is absolutely hilarious. I’ll be watching you from now on. - Nina

Comedic gold. - Jack

Tony, you are hilarious! And you’re pretty cute too, even though you look like you need to take a nap.  - Desi

I  love you :] I read your site all the time. Just to be clear, that is an i-love-your-humor-you-are-awesome I love you not marry-me-i-stalk-you kind of I love you. Or maybe both? Whatever suits you. You make me laugh. That is all.  - Christine

Actually, I’ll join Christine and we can become the founding members of your new cult. She can be Pres. and I’ll be Veep … and we’ll laugh and laugh all the time. - Pam

Funniest stuff I’ve read for ages - brilliant. - sputnick

- “I’m going down to the mailbox to see if the ‘Thank you, Mask Man” Man has been here today…”