Do you do stand-up? Or write tv shows? Or even flash cartoons or something? If you do, please let me know. If you don’t, you’re wasting your talent because this is some of the funniest and wittiest stuff ive ever seen.
I’m pretty sure you could get paid for this stuff.
Of course, it may take the joy out of it for you, and it seems like you have a pretty easy life already, so maybe you should just keep posting them here.
I’m not very happy with the information provided on this site. I still don’t know what to do about my dog’s smelly cooter for pete’s sake! As a matter of fact the only pet advice I’ve obtained is what NOT to name my pet.
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April 11, 2007 at 12:42 am
Do you do stand-up? Or write tv shows? Or even flash cartoons or something? If you do, please let me know. If you don’t, you’re wasting your talent because this is some of the funniest and wittiest stuff ive ever seen.
April 12, 2007 at 6:17 am
Thanks. I don’t really do much of anything. I can’t imagine anyone would be willing to pay me for stuff like this.
May 7, 2007 at 3:27 am
This is funny, funny stuff. I check your site regularly, and it always makes me smile
Thanks for making such an amusing site!
November 19, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Tony, you are hilarious! And you’re pretty cute too, even though you look like you need to take a nap. Do you ever do stand-up comedy?
June 9, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I like your blog stuff … I wish I could be funny. Really loved your one about ShamWoW … inspired it was! Check ya later!
January 14, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I’m pretty sure you could get paid for this stuff.
Of course, it may take the joy out of it for you, and it seems like you have a pretty easy life already, so maybe you should just keep posting them here.
I’ll still get to see them, so it works for me.
February 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I would probably pay you for this stuff, but as it turns out I don’t have to.
Thanks!
December 9, 2009 at 12:12 am
I’m not very happy with the information provided on this site. I still don’t know what to do about my dog’s smelly cooter for pete’s sake! As a matter of fact the only pet advice I’ve obtained is what NOT to name my pet.